November 12, 2020 SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA PULL UP One Day I was planning to get my bi-weekly haircut and I went to text my barber. …

October 27, 2020 LEFTOVERS AND CAREERS The other day I was heating up some fries from a restaurant the day before. They tasted disgusting and I wanted to launch them to the capital. I was mad because the day before they tasted so amazing, it was good when it was…

October 19, 2020 IS 3M THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO SNEAKERS? Air Jordan XIII, reflective side panel, you know the vibes, real 98’ energy

September 29, 2020 Everyone Loves Surprise Right? Ewwww Ok lets get it out the way. I HATE JELLY DONUTS. They’re disgusting and should never been in existence. You bite into it thinking its just a regular donut and then, BOOM, a splash of filthy jam sneaks in your mouth. (Yes…

September 15, 2020 PLAIN LANGUAGE: THE BRIDGE BETWEEN LAWYERS AND NON-LEGAL PROFESSIONALS DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN AS SUCH. The disconnect between legal professionals and non-legal professionals seem more distant now than ever. There’s clauses for clauses, words the…

September 28, 2020 THEY SAID YOU COULDN’T FIND THIS IN THE BIBLE

August 31, 2020 MAYBE GOKU SHOULD BEAT EVERY VILLAIN? I emailed Shueisha after this, I don’t think i got a response lol . I’ve definitely been apart of that crowd that complains about Goku getting the win over the big bad, ALL THE TIME. In fact, I even wrote Shueisha…

August 31, 2020 AN UN-DRIVEABLE BENZ One particular day I was getting my haircut and during the cut I was facing the window. Across the street was an autobody shop that had a couple cars out front and in the midst of those cars I noticed a benz. I said…

July 19, 2020 GO UP originally written July 19, 2020 During bar prep I would wake up everyday and go study at my desk in my new office chair. I never paid no mind to the position I was in, I was sitting down as usual. …